He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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