how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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