Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
