Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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