Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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