he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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