you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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