Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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