Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I love you. Go after that dick
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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