my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
