Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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