I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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