Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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