Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
We smell like vodka and hangover
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