i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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