just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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