My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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