He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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