haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Let's get the cat blown out
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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