One girl and one boy is just not enough.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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