We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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