we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
NoShamevember. You game?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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