Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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