I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Send help, water and tortillas.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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