Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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