i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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