Your mouth is God's brothel.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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