i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize
