What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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