I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
