You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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