like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
