It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
