pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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