Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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