I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
