everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
