That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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