this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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