i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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