I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I think i got beer on your cat.
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