I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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