WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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