I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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