none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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