Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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