we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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