i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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