I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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