She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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