it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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