we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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