So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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