Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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