Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Define "chronic" masturbator.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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