if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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